cigarette

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1. (cigarette) (2916↑, 636↓)
1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out. 2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using. 3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb. 4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.

Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it\! Cigarettes\!

2. (cigarette) (2131↑, 703↓)
Tobacco, rolled in a paper. Then smoked. Most of the time contains a filter. Cigarettes kill you. I love them. I love the way they smell, I love the way they taste, I love the way they feel. They will kill me and I am fine with that. If you don't love them, don't smoke and shut the fuck up.

"Cigarettes are bad for you." "If people like you didn't exsist I wouldn't have to smoke."

3. (cigarette) (1706↑, 396↓)
Part of the official Breakfast of Champions™

The other part is coffee

4. (cigarette) (1547↑, 546↓)
The most blessed item on earth (other than beer and sex). People who smoke pay more taxes therefore we are patriotic. Cigarettes are usually found with a filter. People who don't smoke should invest in a filter, bitches. God knows, I would never smoke without one. In today's modern society, smokers are a rare breed of people who could give two shits about health, yellow skin, and stinky clothes because we realize that cough medicine is good, it'll help you get better. Soap will make your skin a normal color, and for God's sake, if your clothes stink, then wash them. And ater all, your gonna die someday, and who the hell wants to be old with wrinkly balls and a penis that no longer works? I will most likley never quit smoking because... A) It is my civic duty to put into our government system. 2) I'm not a big fan of old people, don't wanna become one. C) It pisses people off something fierce. Next) Beer does not reach it's maximum potential in taste without the wonderful taste of a Camel Light. 5) I want to die of something of my choosing, when I get lung caner, the doctors will put me on so much pain medication that I will not notice that the copious amounts of blood that I am coughing out have put my cigarette out. F) Shit, the movie stars do it. Times To Smoke: -When stressed -After sex -While drinking -After waking up -Before going to sleep -While playing poker -While bored -While on smoke break -Before meals -After meals -When driving -When drowsy -When drunk -When confused -While deep in thought -When around others who smoke -When writing this definition -When scared -When nervous -When around people who DON'T smoke -When doing laundry (i.e. stinky clothes) -Upon buying a new pack -When introducing yourself -When you are living life to it's fullest -When living fast and dying young -When drinking coffee -When coughing -While watching a movie -When angry -After class These are just a few good reasons and times to smoke. If you do not like smoking, do not smoke. If you do not like cigarette smoke, get a filter. If you don't like smokers, don't date them. And for fuck's sake, DON'T i repeat, DON'T tell a smoker that smoking is bad, we already know and furthermore...we don't care. -

Johnny Non-smoker: "You know, smoking is bad for your health." Me: "OH MY FUCKING GOD, THANK FUCKING CHRIST, YOU SAVED ME, I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS BAD FOR MY HEALTH, I'm so glad that a person such as yourself has come into my life and saved me from the dangers of cigarettes. You are truley a blessed person." Johnny Non-Smoker: "Well, man, I thought it was just the right thing to do." Me: "Oh wait, I forgot, I could give two shits, I hope you die of second hand smoke. Where the fuck is my lighter?"

5. (cigarette) (1131↑, 242↓)
The amount of distance it takes to walk while smoking one cigarette.

Fuck going into town, that's two cigarettes away and I only have one cigarette left.

6. (cigarette) (601↑, 338↓)
Something to put in your mouth so some ignorant fuck will come up to you and say, "smoking is harmful." Then the smoker can reply by punching the homo in the face or at the very least blowing a large puff of smoke in their direction.
7. (cigarette) (576↑, 339↓)
A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure. As another person said, smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. I'm definitely not going to make smoking cigarettes a habit, because I know how dangerous they are. I do love the taste of them though, but not enough to became addicted to them.

A cigarette every now and then is okay with me\!

8. (cigarette) (216↑, 84↓)
A cylinder of tobacco, the food of the gods, in a delicate and flammable paper, which the adept lights, like Carmen in the opera, and blissfully inhales the fumes thereof. These fumes fill her or his sexy body with a godlike transformation in which the petty concerns of the bourgeois everyday are seen as through a mauve haze that anticipates in the dreary world of everyday, the pleasures of the souk. The cigarette attests one's morality and thereby one's defiance of that morality, and it is truly said of the antismoker, the tears of the Philistine are the Nectar of the Gods.

Give me a cigarette, said Jean-Paul Sartre to Simone de Beauvoir in the Deux Magots. "You smoke too much", said de Beauvoir. Sartre said, you have contracted with me never to say a petty-bourgeois thing, nor to hold me to the dreary and suburban expectations of small minds. Are we not as gods, who must tragically, and in the absence of god, determine our lifespan by acting as committed members of a self-conscious vanguard? I know that Heidegger would call upon us to acknowledge the mystery of Being (Sein) in Time (Zeit) but we refuse the mysterious and peer into a desacrilized world in which sacrifice of short-term instinct must be examined, not for its utility to be sure, in a petty bourgeois spirit which again, I refuse, but for its worth as a gesture of defiance. Therefore give me a cigarette, ho.

Author: Edward G. Nilges http://cigarette.urbanup.com/1904064
9. (cigarette) (176↑, 76↓)
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar sometimes its a cock. Cigarettes, however, are always badass.

buzz, asthetics, spite, all good reasons to smoke cigarettes.

10. (cigarette) (164↑, 76↓)
A pinch of tobacco rolled in the kinda crappy paper that bus tickets are made out of with a filter on them...mostly...unless you smoke rolls ups. I Personally love them. Nobody is going to change my opinion. If you love them too, big ups to you. If you don't, quit moaning and don't smoke. Us smokers are perfectly aware that fags may well be the death of us. WE DON'T CARE. Do you think we don't read those ricdulous warning s on the packs while we get one out? Jeezzzz.Btw B&H rule :D

Tara: *is having a cigarette* Retard: Don't do that it's bad for your health, ouch the smoke is getting in my eyes Tara: Fuck off then.Simple as.

Author: Tara the Pirate http://cigarette.urbanup.com/1881750
11. (cigarette) (179↑, 112↓)
Tobacco tightly rolled into smokable paper. Smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. Some people love to preach about cigarettes and give you a lot of shit if they see you smoking one because they want to seem smart, or because they're little sXe virgins who are bitter about denying themselves the occassional pleasure. A popular insult to smokers is, "Yeah, YOU'RE cool..." causing the smoker to break the face of the preteen goth-punk who said it and use his eyes as an ashtray. In my opinion, Camel Turkish Golds are the best cigarettes around, the worst being Newports or anything menthol. Marlboros are decent. Parliaments are overrated. USA's, though not great, are good in a pinch when you forgot your wallet and only have the change laying around your car.

Cigarettes are nice here and there, but one of those things you just can't overdo.

Author: Chernorizets Hrabr http://cigarette.urbanup.com/788949
12. (Cigarette) (80↑, 16↓)
1) A valid reason to argue with someone. 2) A delicious taste of death in a stick. 3) Something you are required to do in the military. 4) Stress relief from the assholes who tell you smoking is bad.

Mr. No-Smoke, "You know, smoking will kill you." Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood." Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?" Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."

13. (cigarette) (140↑, 78↓)
Something that can be awesome if you exercise some self control.

I'm a social smoker who sometimes smokes when I'm feeling down. I can go for months without a cigarette.

Author: Grave Yard Duck http://cigarette.urbanup.com/234930
14. (Cigarette) (145↑, 90↓)
Tobacco rolled in paper. With a filter. Filters are usually prefered because getting tobacco in your mouth is unpleasant. Though people who smoke unfiltered cigarettes accuse filter cigarette smokers of being a [pussy]. Cigarettes aren't bad if you smoke them once in a while. Even one a day won't hurt you.

I'm trying to fill space cause UrbanDictionary said i need atleast 20 letters and 3 words. Word Yo\!

Author: iwannabeanalcoholic http://cigarette.urbanup.com/1012432
15. (Cigarette) (88↑, 44↓)
Tobacco blended and rolled in paper, sealed in glue. Smoked by lighting and inhaling. Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more. Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."

Person 1: Man, i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know? Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.

16. (cigarette) (108↑, 67↓)
a pinch of dried and shredded tobacco rolled in smoking paper which usually has a filter attached to the end to make the smoke less harsh. Cigarettes are the best thing out there. Nicotine is probably the only thing that keeps me sane. And you bitches out there that complain about secondhand smoke (i even read on an earlier post someone saying secondhand smoke is twice as bad(???)) should shut the fuck up. You're a bunch of pussies. I love ciggies and i smoke them whenever I feel like it. And yes, I know they cause cancer you fucking idiots. I read the stupid ass warnings on every pack I buy and laugh at them before I light one up. Sorry, I don't really give a fuck if I die before I'm 70 because who the hell wants to be that old anyway. We're all going to die anyway so why not enjoy it? Good cigarette brands include Marlboro, (not ultralights) Camel and Parliments are okay.

Bob- Why do you smoke cigarettes? Don't you know you're killing yourself and the people around you with secondhand smoke\!? Me- Bitch, shut the fuck up secondhand smoke isn't shit and if you're so worried then get the fuck away from me. Bob- Oh you're right, sorry I'm a dipshit

17. (cigarette) (62↑, 22↓)
Perhaps the best thing invented by man since [alcohol]. Adds a little zing to the day. Also give you 5mins alone every hour or so (However this varys per person) To think about your next cigarette or some pressing matter you've gone for a cigarette to escape. The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker. Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except [marajuana]/[weed] etc...) Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink. When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day. Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers. Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them. Long live smoking\!

Wow, I'm dying for a cigarette\! I'll be back in 5mins. I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.

18. (Cigarette) (56↑, 22↓)
Product made to relieve stress. A controversial topic, but put in simple terms, a drug constructed of a filter and tobacco (mixed with some chemicals) wrapped in paper. The lighter's best friend.

"Mary lit a cigarette today, she says it relieves her stress."

19. (Cigarette) (27↑, 2↓)
Prison currency.

Woah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next week

Author: Seven hundred dead possums http://cigarette.urbanup.com/5090281
20. (cigarette) (27↑, 3↓)
A unit of time. approximately 5 minues.

nathan stepped out. he'll be back in a cigarette.

Author: thebiglechowski http://cigarette.urbanup.com/5166145
21. (cigarette) (176↑, 157↓)
The reason why your friends and family lost some respect for you. Also the reason why your teeth and spit are yellow and black and your dick is going limp after a few minutes of sex.

guy - *lights a cigarette in the elevator* old woman - *cough* ahem guy - lady i apparently don't care about my own health, what makes you think i'll give a shit about yours?

22. (cigarette) (96↑, 84↓)
A round shaped stick of pleasure to smoke when walking home after a stressful day of school, a couple a day aint harmful but if the habit picks up it could lead to health problems. Camel lights have an awesome taste and smell with a decent buzz, vice versa for Newports. The buzz especially awesome after gettin high. Also known as a [square]. Also something that makes me not give a shit that im 18 yet, ill get one when i want one and smoke one when i get one\!

As im walkin home from skool A friend of mine:Hey whats up? Me:Another shitty day at skool just ended Friend:Sounds like you need a cigarette Me:Got one? Friend:Dont i always Me:Got a lighter? Friend:I got matches Me:Good enough, let it light\! Friend:Here ya go Me:Youre the best\! I feel the buzz already, what kind is this? Friend:Newport Me:Wow you are the best, thats just the kind i needed\! And we both walk home with people drivin by givin' us looks as were goin on puffin smoke, but we dont give a shit cuz nothings a problem anymore as long as we got the buzz

23. (cigarette) (893↑, 883↓)
A pinch of tobbacco, rolled in paper, with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
24. (Cigarette) (35↑, 28↓)
There are two different definitions for the word "cigarette". Here they are: Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to. Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day... Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette\!" Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU\! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa. So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.

"OH EMM EFFF GEEE\! Look at HER\! WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY\!?\!...IS SHE DRUNK OR HIGH OR BOTH\!? Drugs are REALLY EXPENSIVE\!" "Nooo\! Look\! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette\!" "ooooh."

25. (cigarette) (58↑, 52↓)
Tobacco rolled tightly in paper, more often than not with a filter in the back end. Yes, they're harmful and expensive, but who wants to be rolling in a few extra hundred dollars when they're 85, anyway? My favourites are Du Maurier Special Mild and Peter Jackson, although Camel Lights will do in a pinch.

Ah, fuck, I've only got my wish smoke left. Can't split it.

26. (Cigarette) (4↑, 2↓)
Something that non-smokers hate, and smokers love. What many people don't understand is that smoking is physically and emotionally addictive. As a smoker, I am tired of hearing non-smokers talk about an addiction they have never had. All smokers understand the damage they are doing to their body, but obviously since we are still smoking we don't care. Smoking Cigarettes are just as unhealthy as unhealthy diets. Since 63% of America is overweight, and 20% of them smoke I think that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

NS: "Oh, my God. Smoking is so bad for you." S: "I know. I heard that in 1992" NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?" S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth." NS: "...I don't know about that" S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?" NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you" S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."

Author: Getyourbellyoffmyrights http://cigarette.urbanup.com/6047775
27. (Cigarette) (15↑, 14↓)
Cig-a-rette – noun 1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away. 2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use. 3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,

1. Cool smoker 1: That [busted] chick over there has potential to be a hottie. Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her. 2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer. Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you? Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one? 3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right? Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117? Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk. Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.

28. (cigarette) (7↑, 7↓)
A magic wand that destroys your lungs, clears up your brain, and kills millions of people without effort. This magic wand can also cause you to see things that aren't there.

That [cigarette] killed my [mom]\! This [cigarette] will [taste] [nasty], but will make me [happy].

29. (cigarette) (40↑, 48↓)
Tobacco rolled in a paper usually w/ a filter and smoked. Marlboro's are good and most of the rest aint that good. i only smoke 1-2 a day, at max 4. i do it socially, when im cold or bored. this way isnt that harmful but when u smoke a pack a day thass bad. If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.

I like Marlboro Reds or lights, but ultra lights feel like ur not even smokin. oh ya and i gotta use the word i defined so here it is: cigarette

30. (Cigarette) (6↑, 18↓)
The act of lighting a [Blue Angel] while receiving [fellatio].

the missus told me we had lost that certain spark in our relationship. So i lit a cigarette next time she gave me a blow. Was she ever impressed.

31. (cigarette) (10↑, 23↓)
A woman with no shape...at all...and not only does she not have a shape her face looks like a butt..all u can do with her is smoke her, put her out, and then toss her in da garbage.

look at that girl, she looks like a cigarette, a friggen marlboro gold.

32. (Cigarette) (16↑, 31↓)
The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old\!

I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want\! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all\!

33. (cigarette) (33↑, 49↓)
n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

34. (cigarette) (445↑, 466↓)
Tobacco rolled up in paper with a filter. They are smoked in order to obtain the nicotine in the tobacco. Some people are social smokers (1-3 a day) and some are heavy smokers (a pack a day). Some smoke even more. Cigarettes were cool and acceptable in the 1920s-1960s but today they are considered uncool. They are responsible for many deadly diseases like lung cancer and strokes. In many parts of North America you can only smoke outside, in your home or in certain hotel rooms. People look like idiots when they try to hold them. For those earlier posters who try to defend smoking: You're not fooling anyone. We are trying to help you realize you are wasting your money on something that will kill you. Don't ask for sympathy when you get lung cancer from me. Smoking is the most disgusting habit in the face of the earth and if you smoke, you're inferior.

Look at all the people with cigarettes outside the office building. They are so uncool.

Author: Marshall Rousso http://cigarette.urbanup.com/1935172
35. (cigarette) (10↑, 34↓)
Cancer on a stick. Nuff said

Me: If I were president, i would force every smoker to use a stop-smoking aid, then put a ban on cigarettes

36. (cigarette) (36↑, 60↓)
--- The very articles of addiction and death that are robbing me of one of my favorite friends, his wife of her husband, his children of their Dad and him of the rest of his life. --- The things I will never again pick up for the rest of MY life and I will attempt to slap out of the mouth of every person I know and love.

--- Cigarettes, What ignorant people in all their infinite wisdom refer to when they say "I know they're gonna kill me and I don't give a fuck." Yeah asshole? Well, you're mother gives a fuck, your friends give a fuck, your children, your sister, and when the day comes and cancer is rotting away your insides and your life and you're clinging desperately on for a cure YOU TOO WILL GIVE A FUCK\!

37. (cigarette) (14↑, 52↓)
Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.

I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.

38. (Cigarette) (27↑, 66↓)
Shit made smoke-able. I dont know why someone would smoke a second cigarette after smoking their first one. It tastes like shit in your mouth, makes you cough (1st time), dosent get you high. So why would someone in their right mind keep smoking until they get addicted, and screw themselves over. It dosent make sense to me..

Person- Hey man wanna smoke a cigarette? Me- Sure, why not. *toke, cough, cough, cough* Me- Wow, that sucked ass, im never doing that again.

Author: intelligentintellectual http://cigarette.urbanup.com/2806545
39. (cigarette) (30↑, 70↓)
Something that weak minded people start doing in order to fit in or feel cool, because they arent interesting enough to do so on their own, then continue despite them tasting like crap and making them sick The smoker continues until they get addicted enough that the taste becomes good to them. Knowing full well that the habit will kill them, most likely sometime between age 35 and 55, the young smoker makes many attempts to quit, failing over and over, because like said, they are weak minded. The cigarettes become a crutch for people not mentally tough enough to handle their own problems, and said smokers trick themselves into thinking that smoking makes them feel less stressed. Despite the fact that the average smoker attempts to quit at least 10 times in their lifetime, they will act like they enjoy doing it and dont want to stop. This is because they want to trick themselves and others into thinking that they smoke because they enjoy it, rather than because they are too weak of a person to stop. Smokers are completely oblivious to the fact that the brands that they are loyal to are proudly profiting off of killing them. Many young women start smoking because they think it will make them thinner, and are too lazy to jog or eat correctly. These women are typically not smart enough to understand that the 80% of people who don't smoke will find the nasty teeth, pre-mature aging, terrible smell, terrible taste when kissing, constant coughing and sicknesses to be far more unattractive than the 10 pounds that they lost. Dont be mean to smokers, feel bad for them, like you would for a whale that accidentally beaches itself trying to find fish.

1. I'm having a really bad day, but I'm too much of a pussy to handle it like a man, so I'll go smoke a cigarette until the problem goes away. 2. I've tried to be interesting and entertaining, but I'm just not cool enough. I guess the only way to appear interesting is to get used to the taste of poison. 3. liek omg im so ugly bcuz i have a few pounds of fat on my stomac i shud smoek cigz so ill lose it then ill look good omg 4. Hey, I thought smoking cigarettes would make me look pretty, why do I look 40 already?? And why does my voice sound like a 80 year old on life support? 5. Whoops, I just spent the past 20 years trying to convince myself that i didn't want to quit smoking, now I'm 38 and have been told that I have 1 year to live. Would have been nice to see my children graduate, but this early death was totally worth being a slave and feeling like crap for 20 years\!

40. (Cigarette) (15↑, 55↓)
1. Cancer Stick 2. Handheld Death Trap 3. a bad/expensive habit

"Get That (Cigarette)Cancer Stick out My Face"

41. (cigarette) (34↑, 74↓)
a [cigarette] is something that people smoke. They get sick. They were under the impression that inhaling smoke was somehow better for you than inhaling oxygen.

'I thought cigarettes made your skin look better' 'no, it just makes you socially repugnant in california.'

42. (cigarette) (25↑, 67↓)
British for fag

British guy: i need a fag English dude: you can take my sister

43. (cigarette) (22↑, 77↓)
Smokeable taco

A taco that you can smoke.

44. (cigarette) (34↑, 90↓)
slang for fag

You're a cigarette.

45. (Cigarette) (71↑, 128↓)
A Highly toxic, extremely addictive yellowy brown plant material rolled up in rice paper, Can (more often than not) or Cannot be Filtered, Smoking cuts 15-20 years off your life and smokers have more rates of infectious diseases than us non-smokers

smoking cigarettes kill people, they taste like shit, smell like shit and put nonsmokers from going into bars as we come out of the pubs smelling like a truckload of shit has been dumped on us.

Author: brother_number_one http://cigarette.urbanup.com/194997
46. (cigarette) (41↑, 99↓)
A Highly addictive plant rolled in paper.

I one time puffed a cigarette and my whole life went down the drain

47. (cigarette) (89↑, 153↓)
A highly addictive drug weak-minded people smoke as an excuse for their shitty "stressful" lives. Most smokers started up because of peer pressure, since they can't be their own person they have to follow their (supposed) friends' trend and kill themselves, just to fit in. Many smokers claim "this is my last pack, I'm quitting tomorrow" when in reality, they dont have the willpower and probibly will never quit. If the smoker goes without one for a few days, they turn into a violent, nasty, spiteful, depressive moaning cunt until they get their daily fix, how very attractive for the oposite sex. One of the biggest money-grabbing schemes the Government has come up with, by taxing cigarettes so much, not only do they take your hard earned cash, it also fuels their corrupt regimes and funds "the war on terror". Smokers convince themselves they're in the right, and somehow higher and mightier than non-smokers, because they "dont give a shit" despite their massive money defeceit, smelly clothes, bad breath and ill health. Well, just keep convincing yourselves guys. Modern cigarettes are packed with chemicals to make the tobacco burn quicker and more addictive so the user will spark up another one straight after, since after 3 drags or so its gone. Now tell me, would you settle for watered-down, low alchoholic beer? I didnt think so either. The fortunate few who see the error of their ways and quit wondered why they bothered at all, as the negatives easily outweigh the positives. Good for you, you've seen the light.

hahahaha you're going to die of cancer, how I laugh, as you spend all your money on cigarettes.

48. (cigarette) (61↑, 135↓)
A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a [redneck], [skank], [monkey], [idiot], [wino], [bum], or [fool]. It is the cause of [ash tray breath]. A Camel butt.

Belinda thinks she smells good with a cigarette in her mouth.

Author: Cap'n Bullmoose http://cigarette.urbanup.com/1200695
49. (cigarette) (72↑, 150↓)
What some retards feel obligated to smoke because they thinks it's cool or rebellious. The reason all these morons are dropping dead is because: 1.They take giant deep breaths of the smoke and make it stay in their lungs. It's not the fact that the smoke comes from the cigarettes that it's deadly, any kind of smoke, even barbecue smoke, will fuck up your lungs if you let it sit in there. You're smoking it all wrong dumbass, you're supposed to take shallow puffs and let the flavor sit in your mouth. That's why they say puffing a cigarette; otherwise they would say sucking a cigarette stupid. 2.They have no self control. If you had any kind of self control at all and smoked it correctly as stated above, then you wouldn't have this addiction problem in the first place\! 3.They are buying the wrong brands. The brands these sheep buy are produced by heartless corporations who don't care what their shit tastes like and are just in it for the money. They are stuffed full of chemicals and crap and barely have any real tobacco in it.

most idiots who smoke aren't doing it right and are merely posers. They either aren't cool enough or smart enough (or both) to smoke.

50. (Cigarette) (81↑, 160↓)
1)Cancer sticks 2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes 3)[Fuckhead]s can usually be found at one end.

Let's use cigarettes to get fucked up\! Wheee\!

51. (Cigarette) (78↑, 159↓)
Death on a stick, both for the uber-moron puffing on thing and for anyone unfortunite enough to wander into the immediate vicinity.

SECOND HAND SMOKE IS DEADLY TOO\! Go smoke those damn things elsewhere\!

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52. (Cigarette) (66↑, 162↓)
A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

53. (cigarette) (18↑, 132↓)
See what §k¥©LåD said. He couldn't be more correct.

§k¥©LåD 0wnZ j00 all\!\!\!1111

54. (cigarette) (70↑, 200↓)
An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm. Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you. Smoker: But that's the whole point\! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me. Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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